Frustrated Thoughts

Calling 1-800-FU-GLUTEN

My thoughts on Eosinophilic Esophagitis and Gluten and being a fat kid and not being able to eat good shit anymore, so I will post here when I get upset about not getting to eat that deep fried oreo. If you have bullshit frustrated thoughts on the reals, please leave them in the comments and I will add them to the list. Don’t be afraid LET THAT SHIT OUT.

• fuck u gluten
• esinophilic what, u dumb named fuckima fuck you up gluten
• oh wheat u think ur so cool, well rice owns u u little bish
• I still haven’t lost weight? THIS IS BULLSHIT
• Deep fried snickers?! hell yes! oh wait, fuck u stomach and ur bullshit
• Oh you got no gluten free desserts? WELL FK UR RESTAURANT YOU PIECE OF shit
• oh your gluten free menu is a salad, are you fucking dumb, bet ud put croutons
• Oh you can eat anything you want, well I dont give a fuck
• GMOS I thought we were friends, I guess you did this to me, FUCK U
• Organic? Illuminati? Non GMO? What am I a skinny blonde house wife this is bullshit on planet horseshit
• dude gluten for real, die inrl
• You don’t know what gluten is? That’s why you work in this restaurant
• Oh it’s just a fad, well how bout I put my stomach in yours you fuckface
• Oh it’s just a trend, well do I look cooler now that I’m gluten free? DO I
• Oh your an ice cream that has wheat in it???!?! WHAT THE FUCK!
• im tired, FUCK U TIRED, well netflix maybe? no fuck u
• SHIT that was wheat, fuck u for making the box look the same
• Least video games are gluten free am I right?
• What if they had computers that were not gluten free FML
• Your gluten free but can’t guarantee cross contamination? well then WTF U DOING BRO
• This is not poison but I can’t guarantee someone didn’t poison it.
• All these acids in ingredients, no wonder ppl still die early
• SUCRATATIC AMIC AMINO WHAT?!?! How about FOOD ONLY PLZ